Thursday, February 01, 2007

Why do Americans hate America?

This jury acquitted two terrorists. Well, at least Dear Leader and His holy angel, John Asscroft, said that these two men were terrorists, and that's the same as them being terrorists right? I mean, that whole thing about fair trials and evidence and stuff in the Constitution, that's all, like, just SOOOO pre-9/11 thinking. We're under attack! Why, just the other day, I saw a pesky brown person who... who... SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT DEAR LEADER! WAAAHHHH!

Why do Americans hate America?*

-- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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